Exam = Disaster

Who in the world love exams?! If you know anyone who does... smack him/her in the face for me! (THnks! =p)

Assignments? Bring it ON! Presentation? Give me a topic i like i'll 'Smack talk' all the way!

Why do i hate it so much? Firstly, exam = pimples. Yes funny but true, my face really speaks out the sentence: "aiks, exam coming soon -_-". Secondly, for those who knows me well enough, no games, no football, no shopping, no outings, no proper meal... will make this boy a sad+angry+lost+confused+sick boy. Yes, bad combo. Lastly, exam have a distinct smell of disaster... this, is my story:

Law & Order's *dong dong*

It was 30/10/2006, a Monday morning... day of my Macroeconomic exam.

Woke up at 7:30am, had 3 hours of sleep. Everything just went on normally; bath, change, pack-up my notes... but somehow, i have gut feeling something wrong might happen.

Well...is 9 am, exam in half an hour time. I took my bags, went to the garage, lock the door, wore my shoes and then put my stuff in my car when to the driver seat, reach my pocket for the car key and ready to go and face my worse enemy in life... hmm, where's my....

"damn...", i told myself. Looks like i've forgotten to take my carkeys, oh well looks like i have to go back to my room to get my key. Now i need to unlock the door... hmmm now i need to get my key to the door...*search search pocket*
"OH DAMN............!!!!!!!!!!", with my eyes buldging out and my hands on my head... I LEFT MY HOUSEKEY TOO?! ROFTLOL!

No no no... is not funny at all ok!! GOT EXAM SOON! NO JOKE!

Isn't it ironic... no matter how we hate exam, we can't afford to miss them, we'll show up no matter what. Just like women, might hate them... but you can't leave without them! (Opps, sorry if i offended anyone, didn't mean to be sexist or such)

Anyway, i panic lah!!! I'm kinda stuck... no keys to car, no keys to house, exam in half an hour, man suddenly the whole situation seems like a movie... a Scary Movie 5, but is not just another sequal... is an equal!

Housemates not in, called friends nearby... all went out to uni liao, exam in half an hour time, no car, no transport... is this the end? Is Matthew gonna end up failing another paper?

Told my self not to panic and "Think happy thoughts... think happy thoughts... YES! i got one!" The exam venue is not in caulfied, which is about 15-20 min drive, is IN CLAYTON! HALLELuJAh & THANK GOD! Yes indeed, how fortunate am i, cause very very rare the exam venue is in caulfied, but who cares, i'll take tht fortune!

Not wasting anytime i walked to the campus by foot, suprisingly i didn't run, didn't panic much... The 'Stay Cool and chill' me kicked in i think... hehe. Guess what, i manage to reach the venue just in time, i was there when plp started to enter the venue. *foooH* A sigh of relief indeed.

Moral of this real life story? Leave a spare key somewhere outside your house or garage or wherever, u'll never know when sh*t like this will happen to you. =D